HEY GUYS I AM WRITING IN CAPS SO YOU CAN FEEL THE ENERGY I FEEL. I DECIDED I DIDN'T NEED BREAKFAST SO I BOUGHT A CAN OF FUCKING ROCKSTAR (EXTRA CAFFEINE) AND GODDAMN DOES IT WORK, I FEEL LIKE TWICE THE ROCKSTAR I ALREADY AM.
I CHASED IT WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO FIVE HOUR ENERGIES AND I THINK I AM GOING TO FUCKING BASE JUMP OUT OF MY OFFICE, LET'S DO THIS.
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO RETURN SOME VIDEOTAPES BEFORE LUNCH.
videotapes? WTF?
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